Do you speak english,brothers?

[volgarik34]

изучаю английский,хочу практиковать письмо и разговор.
кто владеет или учит(ся),welkom

[dimkats06]

WELCOME

[volgarik34]

dimkats06, start?

[Kaliss]

как говорила моя училка по английскому в школе-дую,но не совсем!а так похвально!сам местами прочитать могу-понять общий смысл,а вот писать(((((интересно будет понаблюдать может кто что новое почерпнет из этого!

[volgarik34]

Kaliss, write in english

[dimkats06]

Это слово я со школы помню 😁

[volgarik34]

dimkats06, те not speak english?

[Бородатый]

guys that you like children ... damn years for asshole:bj:

[Vinnetoo]

What kind of E..sh would Y like to treat???? Я учился в спецшколе. В армии служил на прослушке НАТО)))) шо хцеш хлопец)))

[AntonVK]

jeepforum.com там точно ответят на английском))

[A.S.A.T.]

достаточно порой знать 2 фразы:
- твой кролик пишет;
- я написал о тебе.
:ag:

[2400MHz]

London is the capital of Great Britain.

[tracker99]

London is the capital of Great Britain.
Yeah ! Опять же "I’m sorry I’ve forgotten my exercise book" , ну и "Can you explain it once more, please?" .

[Горыныч]

As my mind, where are tow ways to study English. The first & the best way is to live on English-speaking country. The second is to pay anought of money to professional teacher.
Of course you can try to study English by yourself like me but I can't say I know English well enough. I'm to lazy to study well & even to go pay for it )))

[ryzhijlisik]

I have no practise for a long time.
Lets try to

[Горыныч]

ryzhijlisik, I suppose that it should sounds like "I had no practice" but I can mistake too

[anom]

кто владеет
Но, ви а Рашен. (с) :ap:

[Хасковод]

ryzhijlisik, you are lier. How you speak with tour chief on the dep.of USA
????

))

[volgarik34]

ryzhijlisik, you are lier. How you speak with tour chief on the dep.of USA
????

))

He (chief) speak russian
:ad:

[Vinnetoo]

Exactly😂

[snatch]

ni huja sebe vi schparite:ai:

[ryzhijlisik]

He (chief) speak russian
:ad::bj::bj::bj:
Speaks

[volgarik34]

:bj::bj::bj:
Speaks

po bazarim?:ad:

[ryzhijlisik]

ryzhijlisik, I suppose that it should sounds like "I had no practice" but I can mistake too
You are right.

[ryzhijlisik]

po bazarim?:ad:
Just now i am in Lebedyan. We will pobazarim on tuesday.:ab:

[volgarik34]

Just now i am in Lebedyan. We will pobazarim on tuesday.:ab:

ok/see you tuesday from 9 to 13

[Грин Фрог]

Диплом переводчика английский и португальский. Обращайся.

[ryzhijlisik]

ni huja sebe vi schparite:ai:
Ja, ja, kleine schparim.:ap:

[A.S.A.T.]

достаточно порой знать всего 2 фразы:
- твой кролик пишет;
- я написал о тебе.


видать мало кто шутку знает... :ap::bj:
произнесите по-аглицки фразы...

[ryzhijlisik]

видать мало кто шутку знает... :ap::bj:
произнесите по-аглицки фразы...
Да бОянище просто

[volgarik34]

here we speak English

[Горыныч]

volgarik34, better to say:
- We speak English here
But if you want to strengthen your message than you can say:
- Here we speak English only

[volgarik34]

Горыныч, it helps me Google.

[Горыныч]

Was it Google again?
Don't trust to american spions.

[Vinnetoo]

Was it Google again?
Don't trust to american spions.

Spies)))))

[Горыныч]

Big Brother keeps an eye on us :ag:

[serp and molot]

Бежала лиса по лесу, а из кустов:
— Ку-ка-ре-ку....
Лиса — в кусты. Возня, шорох с придыханием. Выходит волк, застегивая ширинку и поправляя штаны:
— Вот что значит знание иностранных языков!

[Горыныч]

One fox was running through the woods. Suddenly she heard from the bushes:
- Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Fox jumped to the bushes. It was sounded like the piquant bustle happened there. Afterwards a very pleased wolf got out from the bushes and sad
- Knowing the foreign languages gives you a lot of advantages...

[volgarik34]

Hi guys!

[Lammer]

Hello everyone! Can I join to you for some practice?
Your bunny wrote - is an old joke. But second phrase I can't recognize.What did you kept in mind when wrote "я написал о тебе". And one more sing: "кролик" = rabbit. And bunny = "зайка". Am I wrong?

[Lammer]

One more "joke" from our Ukrainian friends. Do you know about the "crabs" sweeties? If you don't, and interested in it, I'll tell you.

[витёк]

today I also learned that know English perfectly

[Lammer]

Сегодня я также выучил, что знание Английского превосходно

[darkcorp]

Hi guys! Let's move our conversation to www.jeepforum.com. I guess they will be shocked by our english :)

[darkcorp]

Hello everyone! Can I join to you for some practice?
Your bunny wrote - is an old joke. But second phrase I can't recognize.What did you kept in mind when wrote "я написал о тебе". And one more sing: "кролик" = rabbit. And bunny = "зайка". Am I wrong?
There is another joke.
- Oh, my pen is broken!

And one more:
- Как будет по-английски: "Мой папа работает фокусником в цирке?"
- My father is a fucker of the rabbit in the circus.

[volgarik34]

darkcorp,
- Мой отец засранец кролика в цирке.
Так перевел Гугл.

[darkcorp]

My father is a fucker of the rabbit in the circus.
В смысле, мой отец факир в цирке и вытаскивает кроликов из шляпы.

[Lammer]

"Факир" = Faker, not Fucker